impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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vaginawoolf:

steal her look: spooky pumpkin:
gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850
saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490
pumpkin $3
vaginawoolf:

steal her look: spooky pumpkin:
gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850
saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490
pumpkin $3
vaginawoolf:

steal her look: spooky pumpkin:
gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850
saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490
pumpkin $3
vaginawoolf:

steal her look: spooky pumpkin:
gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850
saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490
pumpkin $3

vaginawoolf:

steal her look: spooky pumpkin:

  • gucci women’s black stretch suede legging $1850
  • saint laurent classic turtleneck sweater in black cashmere with black suede elbow patches $1490
  • pumpkin $3

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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impossiblycastiel:

Steal Her Look: Dancing Emoji


Marchesa silk gazar gown ($6,950)

Casadei pumps ($1,300)

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#cinematic masterpiece of our time

#cinematic masterpiece of our time

#cinematic masterpiece of our time

#cinematic masterpiece of our time